I also think Megan fox is hot... High five for liking the same hot chicks!

lol Yay!

You say you care about me but you do semi fucked up, disrespectful shit.

I’m fucking over it. Do you get off on making me feel like a piece of shit?
I can’t believe I even care.

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irnbruiser:

amburdoll:

Snack packs on the rampage!

NA NA NA NANANANANA NA! <3 

I really miss my best friend/sister/snack pack. We are both going through so much right now and I just wish she was here :(

irnbruiser:

amburdoll:

Snack packs on the rampage!

NA NA NA NANANANANA NA! <3 

I really miss my best friend/sister/snack pack. We are both going through so much right now and I just wish she was here :(

Why be that booty so fine
Anonymous

U aint ready fo dis jelly

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Gonna eat cocoa krispies and watch Buffy.

In agony so I cant sit here anymore UGH lol

  1. pizzacrust said: we gon get so blazed yo

We should smoke after I make the lasagna and cannolis. 

Oh my god. This is the best idea I’ve ever had.

 

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

I NEED THIS FOR MY NEW PLACE

Biggest pet peeve?

HUMANS.

lolno. 

When people mistake my kindness for weakness. I say this a lot. I have a lot of room in my heart for people, but absolutely no room in my head for other people’s bullshit.

ASK ME THINGS. 

I wanna be in Baltimore already.

Hmmph. 

In times like this I ask myself. WWJD?

What would Julie do?

Answer is. Kick their ass and eat a bowl of cocoa krispies.

I got the krispies part.

pizzacrust:

amburdoll:

I thought this was on someone’s butt for a second,

FUCKING SAME

hahaha
EVIL IS KNOWING MY BUTT

pizzacrust:

amburdoll:

I thought this was on someone’s butt for a second,

FUCKING SAME

hahaha

EVIL IS KNOWING MY BUTT

I thought this was on someone&#8217;s butt for a second,

I thought this was on someone’s butt for a second,

Kristine is doing mah hurr FINALLY before I leave to see my babes. I am keeping blonde in my fringe though.

Kristine is doing mah hurr FINALLY before I leave to see my babes. I am keeping blonde in my fringe though.

obliteratedheart:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

I’m coming over.